1) I bring a mouse colony home from a lab to take care of them for some reason. Most of the mice are basically fuzzy ping pong balls with big eyes and a tail: no legs, only tiny feet. They can't move and just huddle in a ball and make a cooing noise. Basically a cartoon of over-cuteness. But one mouse is a nasty fucker about the size of a racquet ball and he has legs. He escapes the cage and gets into my room. I try frantically to catch him because I know that he has mousepox and if he gets out into the wild, all the rodents will die, likely resulting in an ecosystem crash or something.

2) Molly lives in a house by herself after her roommates move out. They built a deck earlier, but need to take it down or the landlord will charge them big money when the lease is up. I rent a giant crane, like those big T-shaped ones, but it needs to be assembled before I can use it. It’s also made of wood. I cannot figure out how to put it together for the life of me. While I try, a girl I know (I can't remember which one) was asking me about certain anatomical specifications of any/all women with which I have had such experience.

Weak details, I know. My sleep was weird last night.