Kris is moving to whatever city in which I live. I am beyond excited for her arrival, so I decide to wait for her in her bedroom. I get tired, so I get down to my underwear (why? I dunno) and read a book in her bed, which apparently arrived with all her stuff before she did. I fall asleep. She enters her room alone, waking me. I am apparently drunk now, and I start kissing her like only a drunk would (this is my greeting after being apart since last April) Eventually, for some reason, I leave. I feel like an asshole the next day, as I was so drunk and just all over her (again, I only got drunk by sleeping. Odd…) so I head back. (details missing) I am suddenly eavesdropping on her and her roommate calling me a creeper and stuff for the previous day’s episode. Sad by both their words and the realization that they are right, I catch a cab home. When I arrive, I find a cake on my pillow and a note from Kris saying that she doesn’t think I’m creepy, and that the other night was actually wonderful, and that she wants to see me tonight. It also says that her roommate changed her mind about me. I have no idea how the cake got there or how she knew I was eavesdropping.

That one was odd enough to wake me up and make me think “You should remember that one” at 3:45 AM